Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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