I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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