with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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