How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My Higher Power is John Stamos
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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