I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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