so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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