I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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