Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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