Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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