Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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