he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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