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it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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