whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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