Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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