Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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