Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
