It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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