So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Randomize
