I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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