Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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