But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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