your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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