Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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