i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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