At least make sure they are 18
Why
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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