We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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