I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
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I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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