do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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