I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
