Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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