i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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