I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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