so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
