now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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