We should be called the Road Head Warriors
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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