Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Sorry my hands just texted you
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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