I'm drive I can fine osifer
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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