my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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