Sponge bath it is.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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