hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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