Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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