Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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