if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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