If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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