On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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