dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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