You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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