He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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