he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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