pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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