How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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