That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
where does the pee come out of this thing
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
