sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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