so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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