Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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